This post took me a few days to complete. I tried my darndest to come up with original questions that are safe for the whole family and I think I did alright. Hee hee!! Some questions are absurd, some are kind of gross and some will have you scratching your head thinking - Hm, dang good question. So grab your spouse, the kids and grandparents too and prepare for a fun night of laughter and bonding over these 50 funny would-you-rather questions.
ENJOY!
WOULD YOU RATHER...
- Eat three live earthworms
or a peanut-butter and tuna sandwich?
- Own a dangerous fire-breathing dragon or BE a dangerous fire-breathing dragon?
- Be a clumsy ninja or a wizard with amnesia?
- Have only two long yellow front teeth like a beaver or no teeth at all?
- Have very fat arms and skinny legs or very fat legs and skinny arms?
- Have no elbows or no knees?
- Eat everything with chopsticks
or with your bare hands?
- Have bad breath or stinky armpits for the rest of your life?
- Go a month without internet or go a month without bathing?
- Be the richest person on the planet or be immortal?
- Be a miserable genius or a super happy idiot?
- Have a self-driving car or a spaceship?
- Be a vampire or a vampire hunter
?
- Be stung by 1,000 bees or eat 1,000 bees?
- Have a foot long nose or a foot long tongue
?
- Have a nightmare every night or never dream again?
- Have a cold for a year or the flu for three months straight?
- Live in a place where it never stops raining or live in a place that stays 110F year round?
- Have a bright red nose or a bright red bottom?
- Have the head of a lion on your human body or have a human head with a lion's body?
- Pass gas really loud in public or poop your pants silently in public?
- Only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
- Be bored
all the time or have entirely too much to do?
- Be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
- Always feel like you have to sneeze or always feel like your have to poop
?
- Have a dog with a cat’s personality or a cat with a dog’s personality?
- Look like a skunk but smell like vanilla or smell like a skunk and be very attractive?
- Have a head the size of a grapefruit or the size of a watermelon?
- Have a peg-leg or a hook hand?
- Drink a cup of toiler water or drink a liter of hot sauce?
- Forget how to walk or forget how to talk?
- Always have super chapped lips
or really bad dandruff?
- Live a few yards away from a busy railroad track or live in a house with a baby that never ever stops crying?
- Wear full scuba gear
24/7 for a year or go to a close relative's funeral dressed as Darth Vader
?
- Be a billionaire who never ever leaves the house or a penniless world traveler?
- Always be an hour early or an hour late?
- Have bananas for fingers or bananas for toes?
- Have skin covered in purple feathers or covered in pink fur
?
- Be the president of the United States of America or the King/Queen of the entire World?
- Squirt lemon juice in your eyes or eat a whole ghost pepper
?
- Sleep in a doghouse every night for a week or stay awake up for three days?
- Have hands for feet or an extra pair of arms?
- Write the best novel in history or invent the best recipe ever?
- Read a one-thousand page book about yourself or write a one-thousand page book about yourself?
- Be able to control the weather
or be able to control time?
- Never eat candy again or never drink soda again?
- Have to sleep on a cold concrete slab for the rest of your life or only eat saltine crackers for every meal forever?
- Only be able to speak in movie quotes
or only be able to speak in rhymes?
- Would you rather enter a World Ugliest Person pageant or a milk chugging contest?
- Have an awesome talent and never get recognized for it or become famous for doing something stupid
?
